Competition Team Name Concepts
Do you have an upcoming Crossfit competition? Need a team name and shirt idea? Check out the LabweRx list here.
PLEASE READ!!!!! These shirts are NOT for retail. If you'd like to use one of these names and need the artwork you have three choices:
Option 1: Purchase any official LabweRx Apparel shirt from the online store and we will send you your choice of a team shirt design artwork free.
Option 2: Donate $20 or more directly to LabweRx via Pay Pal at PayPal.Me/labwerxapparel and we will donate to a shelter on your behalf. Be sure to email us with your art request in a separate email after submitting payment.
Option 3: Make a donation of $20 or more to your local no-kill shelter, send us the receipt, we'll send you the basic vector art free to take to a local screen print shop. A few are concepts for the LabweRx line that never went to production.
Most shops will print small quantities of shirts for around $25-$40 per shirt.
You can contact us at labwerxapparel@gmail.com
CONTENT WARNING - If you're easily offended or loved Paul Walker, leave now...
Struggle Bus
Wodder in to Wine
The Beefcake Factory
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish... Fuck Burpees (available in graphic and censored)
Love to Jerk
On Swole - Christmas Holiday Competition Concept
FRA-GEE-LAY Italian Designs - Christmas Holiday Competition Concept
Electric Sex - Christmas Holiday Competition Concept
Oh Swoley Night - - Christmas Holiday Competition Concept
The Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins - Christmas Holiday Competition Concept
Total Hookers
Swole Sistas - Giuchi Giuchi Ya-Ya Bitches
Fueled by Plants... that cows ate
Soregasm
Guns N Poses (Rear Team Member Names Optional)
Dirty Pirate Hookers
Masters Team - Big O.A.F.'s We're Old as Fuck
Meno Pause Squats (Women's Masters)
The Moister Hoisters
Glamour Jammers (roller derby names on back optional)
Johnny's Body Bag
Awkwardly Majestic
Wodding Crashers
Ovarian Barbarians
The FUR-Realer Healers - Vets Saving Pets & Killing Reps
(this was a custom comp shirt for a veterinarian duo, friends of LabweRx)
Dirty Mother Thrusters
Openly Flexual Relationship
All the way from Australia we had a request from the Darlzzz to do a custom version for their box competition.
Chalk & Squats - We're into white powdery substances and butt stuff
Armed & Hammered - These guns were made for drinking
Mammary Militia
Send Nudes
Team Snatch That
Coed Naked LaCrossfit
BFF's Breast Friends Forever - Fighting Cancer is Harder Than Any Workout
Cool Story Bro Production Company
Kilograms
Scuba Squad - when it's wet we go deep
Team Chips & Dales
Hard Core Unicornography
Hipsters in Lifters
The Oly-Gators
Team Dead Pull - Time to Make the Fucking Chimichangas
Total Sausage Fest
Rock Hard Café
HERD of BUFF FELLOWS
Clams with Muscles - Go Shuck Yourself
Huge Jacked Men
Shave'n Snatch Reps or We Shave Our Snatch Reps
The Cleaning Crew
Ojo Del Tigre
Smooth Criminals
The Sex Pistol Squats
The High & Mighty - let's blaze this WOD
Box Foxes
Men's Masters - Master Blaster -We Run Barter Town
Team Clock & Balls (Final art would NOT look like this)
Clean Freaks - Bound for Victory
The Man Buns - Squats Not Hair Knots
Thick & Rich Froning Icecream
Tear Jerkers - Tired, Hungry and in need of a Nap
The Wod'R Boys
Big Kips & Hard Nips or Kips & Nips
Team On Fire Like Paul Walker
Fizzy Lifting Drunks - Saved by Burpees like Charlie & Grandpa Joe
Jerks in a Box
The RBF Crew
The Dirty Wod'n Scoundrels
The Bold & the Booty-Ful
Ben Wall Balls - Insert them in Your Routine
[3 female team] - Girl on Girl on Girl
PVC Pipe Layers
Hakuna Tabata
[Masters] Old Glory
Rub-A-DUBS-DUBS
Team Gym Carry - you must be yoking
Hand Release Push-Up Bras
Project Mayhem - We're not supposed to talk about it
[Masters Women] Vintage Cask - Better with Age
[Masters Men] Barrel Aged - Old Man Strength Ale
WOD Moms & F-Bombs
The Deadlift Kennedys
Dave Castro Hates You
Weapons of Max Destruction
White Girl Wasted
Super Saiyan You're a Bitch
Perfect Front Rack
Call Homicide - cuz we just killed that wod
Metal Lifters
WOD in your Box
WE HEART BOX JUMPS
You Wanna Tap This
Gentlemen Jacked
Ripped For Her Pleasure
Fueled by Haters
Mad Props Yo! - We gotta stay fly, I, I, I...
Danger Close
Team Rage Boner
The Miss Fits
The WOD Fathers - Let's get this done, I have to pick up my kids
WODS with Friends - Nice Rack
Team Double Under-Wire - When the girls are tamed we're in the game
The Nut Punch Wizards (Shout out to El-P from Run the Jewels)
Beauties in the Beastmode
The PR Firm (2 man/women team = Of Maxwell & Gains) (3 man/woman team = Of Maxwell Gains and Best)
WOD'R WERX
Hang Cleans and Mom Jeans - Always Pull Em' High
Burns Like Syphilis
Team WOD Bukake - We've Got You Covered
Camel Toes to Bar
The No-Rep-Tilians - cuz we scaled
Worst Place Scenario
The Russian Swingers - We Putin in work...
Fitness not Citrus - Oranges are not theoretical
Plenty more... just takes time to make. More to come.